Wiki's Man Code. . . Hygiene and Entertainment. . .

Welcome back to another installment of Wiki's Man Code. . . Today we talk about Hygiene and Entertainment. I hope you enjoy. . .

Hygiene
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Hippy Hair

If a man has long hair, he shall also have facial hair. If a man is unable to grow facial hair, then he shall not have long hair. People should not have to wonder if a man is a guy or a chick.
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Mirror Time

A man shall not spend more than two minutes in front of a mirror unless he is shaving. Shaving is a manly pursuit.
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Facial Hair
If it's good enough for Chuck Norris, it's good enough for you. Facial hair is encourage



Entertainment
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Forbidden

The following forms of entertainment are forbidden for a man:

* There is no reason for guys to watch Men's Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.
* chick flicks
* anything on Lifetime (with the possible exception of Frasier)
* anything involving Oprah and/or Martha Stewart

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Man-er-tainment

The following sports are allowed to be viewed in Party-Form and served with beer and snacks

* Hockey
* Baseball
* Football (includes "Arena Football")
* Basketball
* Any type of combat (UFC, Pride, Boxing, WWE, Bumfights, etc.)
* Rugby, simply because people have actually died playing it (includes murderball)
* Lacrosse
* Soccer (if one has foreign friends at said party or is in fact foreign. Exception to being foreing: rooting for ones home country in the world cup.)

OTHER

* NASCAR may be included if you reside in a state that was a member of the Confederacy in the Civil War or if you know all of the Jeff Foxworthy redneck jokes
* Canadian Football, or any other insults to the term "Football" are not allowed
* When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask The score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.
* Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.