Monday, December 18, 2006

Wiki's Man Code. . .

Wiki's Man Code. . .

So I hope that people know about his pretty kool site called Wikipedia. It's a public accessible encyclopedia that anyone can add there two cents too. Not all is claimed to be accurate, but a lot of it is funny to read. So anyway today a friend sent me a link from it and I got a pretty good laugh out if it. So I think for the next week I'm gonna post a part from it for everyone to see. I hope you enjoy and please make comments as you see fit.



MAN CODE

Men have certain expectations of other men. Some of these are spoken, but most remain unspoken. The goal of this wiki is to document these expectations in a specific and understandable way. This should eliminate confusion and facilitate communication among men.



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Taken So Leave It

If a woman is taken, no man who does not claim the title of "Her Man" may spend time alone with her. The title of "Her Man" may only be given by the aforementioned woman. If it is found that she has more than one "Man", all titles are null and void, and it is considered bad form to continue to spend time with her.

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Bros Before Hoes

No man may deny his friends, in order to spend time with any woman. This is by far the most important rule of the man laws and must be obeyed, unless:

  • The woman is at least an 8 on the 1-10 scale
  • He stands a high (at least 70%) chance of scoring
  • Its that time of the month for said hoe

Also, No man shall get with a woman when that woman has screwed over the best friend.

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