Wiki's Man Code. . .

Good morning everyone. It's 10am and I'm getting a new garage door because my old one died. Who knew they died? I just assumed they live for ever. Which brings me to another question.What ever happened to everything living for ever? I don't ever remember replacing a garage door before? I remember the days where everything was fixable. Now you don't fix it, you just replace it. Is that crap or what? ? ?

Anyway, it's time for a new chapter in Wiki's Man Code! ! ! Enjoy and have a wonderful day! ! !

Outfits

Men do not wear outfits, Nancy. Men might wear "clothes that go together" but not "outfits". It's a semantics thing.

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Pink

Real men don't trust pink t-shirts that say "Real men wear pink." This is like trusting Garth Brooks that country music is good, JeffreyDahmer that humans are tasty, or Bill Gates that Windows is your friend. Men who wear pink have an agenda and are not to be trusted. The sole exception to this rule is a professional starched and pressed oxford or button down shirt worn with a tie, navy blazer and khaki slacks (never with a suit)for Christmas, Easter or a wedding.

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Yellow

Unless a true homosexual, a man does not wear yellow on Thursdays. The maximum amount of yellow a man can wear and not be called "homosexual" or "gay" is 33%. Anything over this threshold is gay. Days other thanThursedays are somewhat acceptable, but yellow is a gay color to begin with and should be avoided.

Exception:When showing support for a sporting event or team such as a football team baseball team or basketball team

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Underwear

A man shall be restricted to only three genres of underwear: briefs, boxers, or the combination of the aforementioned. The absence of underwear (a.k.a. "commando" or "freeballin'") is not acceptable unless severe situations necessitate it. Under no circumstance shall a man wear thongs or woman's underwear. Exception: Honorary Men

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Socks

No man shall wear toe socks. This cannot be communicated any more explicitly: MEN DO NOT WEAR TOE SOCKS. It's like wearing women's underwear.

A man shall be restricted to the following sock colors: white, black, tan/khaki and navy blue. All patterns are forbidden. A manly colored stripe or brand logo is permitted if participating in a manly sporting event.

Although commentary on fashion is not usually permitted, a man is required to mock a fellow man caught wearing white socks with black pants.

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Shoes

No man shall own more than five pairs of dress shoes. Exceptions may be made for specialized shoes for sports, outdoors, occupation, or other manly activities (AKAmantivities).